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About This Car
2.2 tonnes, 3 seconds to 100 km/h — explain that to the 911 owner staring at your rearview mirror
3.0 seconds. That's what it takes this two-and-a-quarter-tonne SUV to hit 100 km/h from a standstill. Numbers like that belong to mid-engine coupes, not five-seat family haulers with a boot for the weekend's luggage. The Cayenne Turbo doesn't care.
Under the bonnet sits a 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8, tuned to shove you into the seat the instant you bury the throttle. Air suspension drops the body, torque vectoring locks the rear axle, and the whole mass plants itself flat through the corner like it weighs half that. This is not a soft-riding cruiser wearing a badge. It's a chassis engineered to embarrass cars that look faster on paper. Traffic light drag races end before the other driver finishes reacting. The eight-speed automatic swaps gears with a crack, not a whisper, and the exhaust note behind you sounds like a warning.
Inside, four adults ride in real comfort, luggage swallowed whole, climate sorted, nothing sacrificed for the pace on offer.
Then the road opens and the Cayenne Turbo turns feral. Precise. Aggressive. Enormous. It's the car that turns up to the trackday disguised as the school run — and leaves with the fastest lap of the day.